Baby Moose Loses His Innocence

This blog post will definitely have explicit content and not be suitable for children. Starring: The Man in Black as Mr EVIL and Hugo and Charlie as The Bodyguards and Saving Angels. Doctor Kathy also turns up at Jaggi;s and we see some fast cars at the F1 night race.

This is a story of how poor Baby Moose went to a barbeque on what seemed to be a normal Saturday afternoon, how he got raped by The Man in Black, still made it to the F1 night race (qualifying race only but still...), went to see Doctor Kathy the next day - and how he met Patrick Starfish. It was not love. It was a really good shag.

Baby Moose turned up at Andreas's house for the lovely barbeque he had organised. The party started as a a nice get together with Baby Moose observing Anders prepare some delicious hasselbacka potatoes - just like back home in Finland! Taitti was also preparing some boring salad but baby Moose thought Anders's cooking was much better.

Baby Moose just loved the Lone Star beer Ken had bought some time back. Baby Moose doe snot understand why everyone else thought it tastes like dishwashing water. It was Baby Moose's first beer in Singapore and he was very unimpressed that he was told he doe snot know anything about beer. Baby Moose is almost a cowboy (he has been in Austin) so he knows about alcohol despite his young age and Baby Moose says the national beer of Texas is the best beer in the whole wide world. Amen.



Then things got a little tricky. Mr Evil got his hands on Baby Moose. Poor Baby. The Man in Black was very explicit about his intentions to f*** Baby Moose in the a**. He also demonstrated on Baby Moose how this is done. Oh God.

Mr Pedofile looking innocent after his evil deeds.

Baby Moose fainted after being raped by Leon..."Where is my beer?" asks Baby Moose. Poor Baby... No beer.... 

Taitti quickly hired Hugo and Charlie as Baby Moose's bodyguards. Hugo considered it to be wisest to attach Baby Moose to his ear so that he is protected from The Man in Black.

Hugo's moose earring

T: "What are you doing to my Moose?" H: "Channeling psychic energy"

After getting some new energy from Hugo Baby Moose put the tricks he had learned from Leon in use. Vickie's bunny is pretty goodlooking...

"Hello HoneyBunny!"

Bunny did not even wake up. Baby Moose clearly needs some more practise with chatting up the ladies.

Vickie hardly paid attention to Moose making advances to her bunny. Vickie was too busy makeing advances on another bunny.

 After his shocking experiences at the barbeque Baby Moose needed some serious entertainment and stole Ken's F1 pass and handed it over to Taitti.

Baby Moose ready for F1 race

Baby Moose enjoying the race and Alonso gaining a pole position for Sunday night's race.

On Sunday night Baby Moose did not want to go to F1. It was kind of entertaining and nice but Baby Moose had an important appointment with Doctor Kathy who would help him recover from the shock caused by The Man in Black.

Moose arrives at Jaggi's

Baby Moose quite likes Indian food although the beef at the barbeque was a whole lot better than the spinach. Moose are real meat eaters and like beef. Cows belong on the table, not on the streets in India.

Jaggi's only had Tiger beer and Kingfisher so Baby Moose settled for a masala tea. No Lone Star tonight, sigh. Need to talk to Ken about this.

Baby Moose was sipping his tea and waiting for his turn to talk to Doctor Kathy who had just come back from a healing trip in Malaysia. Doctor Kathy is a real jungle doctor and often visits the Malaysian rainforests for some inspiration, and sometimes even collects secret ingredients and deadly venoms at the bottom of the sea.

Doctor Kathy examines Baby Moose

Doctor Kathy is shocked by the mental and physical damage inflicted upon poor Baby Moose by The Man in Black

Not even Doctor Kathy could help Moose. Unfortunately Doctor Kathy had to pronounce Baby Moose as perverted creature beyond repair. And that's when Baby Moose was introduced to Patrick Starfish.

It was not love at first sight...

But Patrick sure liked Baby Moose a lot...

The two boys got along really well...

It seemed Patrick may also have been taking lessons from The Man in Black

Eventually things got a little messy

Yes, it is true. Baby Moose has been turned into a monster by The Man in Black. Baby Moose even insisted on meeting The Man in Black in Ice Cold Beer the week after and despite the fact that he again got abused by him, Baby Moose only decided to declare his love to The Man in Black. There is no photographic evidence of this unfortunate event  and even if there was we would not publish any evidence of a the loving relationship between the two perverted creatures. The Man in Black has ruined Baby Moose. We shall see whether Baby Moose can still be cured. Maybe a few months in the Philippines by a coral reef will prove out to be a healing experience?