Baby Moose had a lovely day on Thursday. It had been a little disappointed with the CCC mission and it thought all the people here are all evil and not being nice to Baby Moose at all. Baby Moose was also missing the city lights, the clubbing, his friend Patrick Starfish – and almost even being abused by Man in Black (well, not really but the barbeque where he met MiB was pretty good, in particular Anders’s hasselbacka potatos).
However, Thursday was looking like a fantastic day. Baby Moose found a giant spider on the wall and just to annoy Taitti (who is terribly scared of big spiders) needed to go and have a closer look and get Taitti to take a photo of him with the spidey. Unfortunately Taitti would not go close enough to the spidey to get a decent photo with Baby Moose’s new friend.
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| Biggy Spidey |
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| Moose with Spidey friend |
After meeting Mr Spider Baby Moose went to practice Fred the Fish puppet play. Baby Moose thinks that all the rest of the actors were completely useless muppets and only Baby Moose did a good job with playing his role as Fred the Fish’s teddybear. The role is actually not in the cast but Baby Moose convinced the CC education officer that Fred the Fish absolutely needs a teddybear. What else could a lonely anemonefish need if he is living all on his own and is terribly lonely? Baby Moose was a little annoyed that Fred still went off looking for someone to live with – and then got himself in trouble with that stonefish too. Oh dear. He should have just taken Baby Moose’s advise and moved to the city. Gareth also had some suggestions for improvements for this chidlren’s play which included adding new characters such as Peter the Pedofile Pufferfish, Barry the Bi-curious Blenny, Harry the Homosexual Hermit Crab, Randy the Rapey Wrasse, Gareth the Groping Grouper and Percy the Penetrating Pipefish. What fabulous additions for a puppet play to be shown for children under 10 years old! Baby Moose does not quite understand all this censorship – must be another weird Coral Cay rule.
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| Baby Moose and Fred the Fish |
After the Fred the Fish practice Baby Moose had a nice dinner and went to chill out on the porch. He made yet another new friend on Thursday. He met a little crab on the porch and got in a discussion over meaning of life. Just little things soft toys and crabs talk about over a beer. The conversation was unexpectedly interrupted by CCC science officer Petchy who obviously though it would be a good idea to eat both Baby Moose and his new friend the little crab. Would you take science and conservation lessons from a man who tries to devour a crab and a Moose? (whilst sitting on a porch that's only 10 meters away froma marine protected area?)
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| Moose and crabby |
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| Petchy eating Moose |
Things only got worse when Baby Moose’s new arch enemy Randy Bumgardener showed up. (Occasionally he also uses the name “Jon” – that is when he wants to hide his true identity). Baby Moose had managed to dodge every time Gareth had got any closer to him but it was totally a lost game for baby Moose when Randy and his assistant the Mimic Filipino turned up with that scary pencil. Baby Moose’s backside was on the firing line again.
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| Randy Bumgardener violating Baby Moose |
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| Happy rapist. He looks so pleased with himself raping Moose. |
After that Baby Moose was just so terribly depressed it considered hanging itself. Randy Bumgardener and his Mimic Filipino assistant immediately handed over a cable tie for Baby Moose and reassured him that done correctly hanging is a painless and quick route to the underworld where Baby Moose would be a lot happier. They even helped Moose up on the door handle (as Moose again was too small to reach all the way up there which made him feel even more miserable in this World of the Big Humongous People). So Baby Moose tied the cable tie around his neck – and jumped.
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| Moose ends it all |
Luckily Taitti got there on time, resuscitated Baby Moose and brought him back to the living while Mimic Filipino was laughing at Baby moose and taking pictures of his misery. Not a very great way to end the day but at least baby Moose was saved and back with the living. Maybe tomorrow will be a better day.
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| Moose being resuscitated |
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